Humans will never understand me.
Oh how I pity them.
They constantly walk from place to place, I do not know why though.
It's so much easier just to sleep.
Walking around takes far to much energy.
Humans always say that I wallow around all day, but that's were they are wrong.
It takes methodical planning on my part to decide where and when to sleep.
I have to consider the angle of the sun and adjust myself accordingly.
Think that's tough?
That's just the beginning.
In between planning out my sleep times, I have to allow some time to stare out the window and watch the birds.
Sometimes the birds aren't there and it throws off my whole schedule.
If I am desperate I'll watch the squirrels, but I usually leave the squirrels to doofus the dog.
He's always barking at them and it often disturbs my sleep.
That's the other thing, this guy comes every once and awhile with these papers and doofus the dog goes crazy.
It's like just a dude no reason to be barking bloody murder.
Anyways, after I'm done bird watching I usually go and have another nap.
Within a few minutes though doofus the dog will start barking again and I won't be able to sleep.
Sigh how I wish he could keep quiet.
The best part of the day is when the humans come home.
They always give me afternoon belly rubs that feel amazing.
I usually will fall asleep and when I wake up it's a new day, a new journey, a new conquest that will change each coming day.
Oh how I pity them.
They constantly walk from place to place, I do not know why though.
It's so much easier just to sleep.
Walking around takes far to much energy.
Humans always say that I wallow around all day, but that's were they are wrong.
It takes methodical planning on my part to decide where and when to sleep.
I have to consider the angle of the sun and adjust myself accordingly.
Think that's tough?
That's just the beginning.
In between planning out my sleep times, I have to allow some time to stare out the window and watch the birds.
Sometimes the birds aren't there and it throws off my whole schedule.
If I am desperate I'll watch the squirrels, but I usually leave the squirrels to doofus the dog.
He's always barking at them and it often disturbs my sleep.
That's the other thing, this guy comes every once and awhile with these papers and doofus the dog goes crazy.
It's like just a dude no reason to be barking bloody murder.
Anyways, after I'm done bird watching I usually go and have another nap.
Within a few minutes though doofus the dog will start barking again and I won't be able to sleep.
Sigh how I wish he could keep quiet.
The best part of the day is when the humans come home.
They always give me afternoon belly rubs that feel amazing.
I usually will fall asleep and when I wake up it's a new day, a new journey, a new conquest that will change each coming day.